So Halle Berry just had a child with husband Olivier Martinez and my first thought was, “Ooooo. What if Nia grows up and marries that boy (who I’m sure will be ridiculously attractive)?” What an awkward mom thought.

The article about the birth features pictures of Halle late in her pregnancy and of course she looked amazing. As an adult woman, I know better than to envy the beauty of someone like Halle Berry. But my brown eyes turned green with envy when I looked at her ankles and saw that they were not swollen. Seriously, how did she manage to even avoid swollen ankles??

Halle Berry gives birth to baby boy: Actress welcomes first child with husband Olivier Martinez